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The Commandments of Braistorming
If you’re selling crap,
we’re not here for miracles
We don’t polish it. We don’t perfume it.
Still smells like crap. Next.
A lion doesn’t turn into a chicken by accident
And vice versa. Don’t ask us to sell what it isn’t. We won’t
If you don’t know your CPA, you’re gambling, not building
Growing without knowing the cost is like flooring the gas without brakes
Compromise. Your business.
Your face.
If the path demands exposure, you’ll have to show up. Anonymity doesn’t scale.
We don’t take clients.
We take accomplices.
This is a two-way trip. We’re not staff. We’re co-creators
Your brand must adapt or die.
And not all branding is a brand. We build what lasts. Not what decorates.
We don’t do templates.
No cloned logos. No recycled taglines. Yours will be unique — or it won’t happen
We’re not AI in disguise.
We use it, yes. But behind it: brains, vision, and taste. What you get is handcrafted.
We don’t want more leads. We want better clients.
We measure success in value, not volume.
No chemistry, no contract.
This isn’t Tinder. This is a long-term relationship. If there’s no connection, let’s not pretend.